A Muse with a View » Celebrities http://www.amuseview.com Verbal Chocolate Sun, 05 Sep 2010 16:16:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Dear Jesse James http://www.amuseview.com/2010/03/19/dear-jesse-james/ http://www.amuseview.com/2010/03/19/dear-jesse-james/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:40:49 +0000 kellyjo http://www.amuseview.com/?p=415 bullock-oscar_1598983cDear Jesse James,

Let me just start by saying “Fuck you!” There, now that we have that out of the way, we can continue.

Your wife Sandra Bullock stood up on that Golden Globes stage a few weeks back and thanked you for having her back. Well apparently you also had Michelle McGee’s back, and front too I imagine, while your wife was off creating an Oscar-winning performance for The Blind Side.

There is nothing more humiliating than taking a woman’s trust and trashing it by having an affair. I know, because I’ve been there.

My Facebook status once said, “I want what Sandra Bullock has, a man who has her back.” Today my status says, “I do NOT want what Sandra Bullock has after all.”‘

You may not have Sandra’s back but I do.

Sincerely,

Kelly Jo Horton

Single mom, actress, geek

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So, in honor of George… the seven words you can’t say on television: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker mother fucker and tits.

George Carlin 1937-2008

R.I.P.R.O.T.F.L.O.L.

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